What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

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What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

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What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.