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What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."