Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you take for it?

She says, "Pepper."

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.