Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew