Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.