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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!