What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

Season Veteran Jokes More Season Veteran Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.