What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What do you take for it?

She says, "Pepper."

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What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.