What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

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How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.