What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Season Veteran Jokes More Season Veteran Jokes

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!