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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

Season Veteran Jokes More Season Veteran Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.