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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Season Veteran Jokes More Season Veteran Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.