How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze