Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.