Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

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What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.