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Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.