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Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.