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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

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Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why are math books useless?

Because they are full of problems.

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

Hamstring Jokes More Hamstring Jokes

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

What's a pigs favorite muscle?

The hamstring.