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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

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Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Hamstring Jokes More Hamstring Jokes

What's a pigs favorite muscle?

The hamstring.

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.