Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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What is a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

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Where do flying pigs land?

The airpork!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Hamstring Jokes More Hamstring Jokes

What's a pigs favorite muscle?

The hamstring.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.