What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

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Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost