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What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

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What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew.

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.