What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

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What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!