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What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

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What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.