What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.