Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Elbow Jokes More Elbow Jokes

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Why did I go with the cheap arms?

Narrator: "Elbows"