Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Elbow Jokes More Elbow Jokes

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Why did I go with the cheap arms?

Narrator: "Elbows"