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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

What did Helen Keller call her dog?

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Elbow Jokes More Elbow Jokes

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

How?

He had elbow-a