Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Elbow Jokes More Elbow Jokes

What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.