Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

Elbow Jokes More Elbow Jokes

Why did I go with the cheap arms?

Narrator: "Elbows"

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows