You get Halo-tosis.
Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
A Hun knee comb.
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
So he could shoot his mouth off.
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
Brushing your teeth!
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
That thing hurts!
His loving knife.
He works it out with a pencil.
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.
Literally all gardening stops
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
Under their covers.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
A voice.
No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Half a dog
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
