You get Halo-tosis.
Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
A Hun knee comb.
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
So he could shoot his mouth off.
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
Brushing your teeth!
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
That thing hurts!
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
It is the one with the kickstand.
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
He had to parrot.
A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read
Because you already read it.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
Tooth hurty
One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.
A kaleidoscope!
They both bled for me.
Half-a-dog!
