Brush Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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It was a work of friction.

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He had to parrot.

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What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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