You get Halo-tosis.
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
A Hun knee comb.
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
So he could shoot his mouth off.
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
That thing hurts!
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
The same middle name.
Attila you no lies!
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
It would have been called a teeth brush anywhere else.
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
Because it goes right out of your head.
Nah, I'm still working on it.
It was Pirated.
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
Because 7, 10, 11!
An out-of-tuna!
Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
