You get Halo-tosis.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.
Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.
Brush their teeth!
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
A Hun knee comb.
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.
So he could shoot his mouth off.
Brushing your teeth
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
Brushing your teeth!
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
That thing hurts!
Relative dating
Put a redneck behind it.
An army of Hun-dread.
Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.
My girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"
My <BODY> is ready. What did the browser answer Please give me <HEAD> first.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because 10 9 8
That's right. 10.
His clean fingers.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
It would have been called a teeth brush anywhere else.
