Crush Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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They go back four seconds.

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Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

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How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

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Oscar im so sorry

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed Asian