Crush Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

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Flatman and Ribbon

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Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

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Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?

The Tooth Fairy.

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.