Because it's soda pressing
Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.
D-flat
He received a Sunkist from his Crush
Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Because they had a crush on each other!sna
Leave the dungeon door unlocked.
A Crush
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
Because it was soda pressing.
U and I.
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive
NEED MORE GAINS
You need to take your vitamin Ayy.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
Arkansas
Because they couldn't get 7up
Sprite
A receding hare line.
A toe-mat-o.
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
Because he was smoking quack!
Snoop Log