Crush Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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West Virginia Jokes More West Virginia Jokes

Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?

The Tooth Fairy.

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

Imagination Jokes More Imagination Jokes

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

M Jokes More M Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one