What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

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Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.