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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish bin!

Skateboarder Jokes More Skateboarder Jokes

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

How do skateboarders see?

So gnar