What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.

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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.