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What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.

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Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.