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What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.