What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

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What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.