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What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.

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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.