What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.