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Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

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Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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What did the ireshmen say to the beer?

I love you.....

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Koala Jokes More Koala Jokes

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

Koala Lumpur Jokes More Koala Lumpur Jokes

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

What is the name of the bear capitol?

Koala Lumpur