Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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What is the name of the bear capitol?

Koala Lumpur

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.