Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

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Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

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Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

What is the name of the bear capitol?

Koala Lumpur