How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit