How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.