How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

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How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

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What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton