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How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Koala Jokes More Koala Jokes

What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.