How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite.

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Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.