Only one, but with a perticular FETISH
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
Just two, but they'd have to be really small.
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
A widow.
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
A quarter-pounder with cheese.