How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Fetish Jokes More Fetish Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH