How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

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How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

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How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

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What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.