He was taking a sheet.
That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
He went back 4 seconds.
At least a brazillion dollars...
Edward Snowed-in
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
A sheet in the dark!
Because they take everything, literally.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*