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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your... sheets

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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*