He was taking a sheet.
I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."
Because...bros before hose!
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Because it was covered in sheet
Because they always take things... Literally
A kleptomaniac!
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
