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What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor