What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner