You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna
They get all over the sheets.
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while
So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.