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Sheet Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your... sheets

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

Handful Jokes More Handful Jokes

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

Hotel Jokes More Hotel Jokes

What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Beetle Jokes More Beetle Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.