Sheet Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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