Sheet Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

Format Jokes More Format Jokes

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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