They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere
After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.
Put sheet music in front of him
Because they know how to shut the House down.
They'll B flat
Shut the door im dressing
Shut up. The movie is about to start.
Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.
I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.
Hushpuppies.
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
Did you ever try to shut off a rooster
An attic door can shut up. im going to hell
A chatterpillar
When his lips are shut.
The umbrella can be shut up.
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
Brush Limbaugh
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
With their eyes shut!
Nothing. It just shuts up.
The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing
I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.
Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Babe, it's a valve!
Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.
Yep, people are just dying to get in there
A pedantry.
Windows update message asking you to restart your computer
Because they've got Ramallah.
None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)
If it's bill withers!
The police officer
Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car
Because they're the ideal gas.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Because they've got sick beets!
5 minutes talk to wife.
He is so misunderstood.
He forgot the safe word
Through the Windu