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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant?

When you ask them "2+2 is?":

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.