What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

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Ask them to get out of the pool.

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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How do you get to the front page of reddit?

Lack of originality

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They're starting to get quite dark

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you