What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.