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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere

What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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What is the best color?

Reddit

Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July