Fake News Jokes

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

Cnn Jokes More Cnn Jokes

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

Newsfeed Jokes More Newsfeed Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.