Fake News Jokes

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

How was your interview?

Munnu: It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu: So Munnu: I think I showed them the wrong thing.

Newsfeed Jokes More Newsfeed Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

Cnn Jokes More Cnn Jokes

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

Removed

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls