Fake News Jokes

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Newsfeed Jokes More Newsfeed Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Cnn Jokes More Cnn Jokes

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you