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CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters.

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Cnn Jokes More Cnn Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird