CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.
Because he had no one to look up to.
They though it was Riel funny!
Nail its other hand to the floor.
His hand caught fire.
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.
Because he was fighting the Klingons.
Long time, no see.
CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.
I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you
