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CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

Cnn Jokes More Cnn Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.