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CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Cnn Jokes More Cnn Jokes

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."