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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

Cnn Jokes More Cnn Jokes

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July