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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why was the chicken happy?

Everything was eggcellent.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What tastes good?

Popcorn.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.