Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer!

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.