Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

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Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

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What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

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What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.