Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why is there no Mexican Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

Where is popcorn

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.