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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

Bach bach bach time to return to

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Why does a pencil shave?

To look sharp

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn

What did baby corn say to mumma corn?

Where's popcorn

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.