Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.