It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!
Where's popcorn?
Kern-el
Popcorn, of course!
Where is Popcorn
The kernel was looking for him.
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
Popcorn.
Where's popcorn
Greasy, old kernals
Where's popcorn.
Where is popcorn
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
Back to school ads
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts
A Buffa-Loan!
My pop is bigger than your pop.
Pops
Because he tries to keep things Loki...
From a cat-alogue!
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
Removed
Brexit has actually affected society.
Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
