Popcorn Jokes

What did baby corn say to mama corn?

Where's popcorn?

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What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What did the baby corn say to the Mom corn?

Where is Popcorn

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What tastes good?

Popcorn.

What did baby corn say to mumma corn?

Where's popcorn

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernels

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

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What did the momma corn say to baby corn?

Where is popcorn

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

Where is popcorn

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