Popcorn Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What did baby corn say to mama corn?

Where's popcorn?

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What did the baby corn say to the Mom corn?

Where is Popcorn

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What tastes good?

Popcorn.

What did baby corn say to mumma corn?

Where's popcorn

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals

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What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

What did the momma corn say to baby corn?

Where is popcorn

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

Where is popcorn

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

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What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

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How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

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Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute.

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What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!