What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

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How many women have you slept with?

She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

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What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn

What did the momma corn say to baby corn?

Where is popcorn

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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What did the momma corn say to baby corn?

Where is popcorn

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el