What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

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What do you call an attraction to your own mummy?

A dedipus complex.

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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What did baby corn say to momma corn?

Where is popcorn

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.