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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Beanstalk Jokes More Beanstalk Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.