Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

The tiger lily!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

Beanstalk Jokes More Beanstalk Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.