Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"

Beanstalk Jokes More Beanstalk Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.