Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

The tiger lily!

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

What do you call a three-legged donkey?

A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why does no one trust victoria?

Because victoria has secrets.

Beanstalk Jokes More Beanstalk Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.