Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

Beanstalk Jokes More Beanstalk Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.