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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A tortilla ship!

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

Beanstalk Jokes More Beanstalk Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.