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What do you call a fish with no eye's?

A fsh

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

A fsh