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What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man...

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.