Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.