Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

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What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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What did the muslim say to the other muslim when they were surfing?

That was radical!

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.