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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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Surfer Jokes More Surfer Jokes

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!