Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!