Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

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Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode.

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...