Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle