Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

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How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

Microwave

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.