Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.