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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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How would you say you handle job pressure?

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Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer