What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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What do you call the child of two redheads?

Ginger bread

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!