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What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

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What do you call the child of two redheads?

Ginger bread

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on