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What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead?

A Ginger Bread-House

What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts?

A ginger snap.