What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

What do you call the child of two redheads?

Ginger bread

What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead?

A Ginger Bread-House