Nothing, he was knocked out.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
To get to the other side.
Put it in the freezer.
You put it in a freezer!
Shiver me timbers!
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart
Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
So you always have access to cold hard cash...
Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.
They've both got ice on the inside.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.
('He wanted cold hard cash!')
Mice cubes!
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Ice is.
Because he had been told to ice it.
Because he wanted just ice.
OC Icy dead people!
He wanted cold hard cash!
Little Caesar's
No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
Sorry, my fault.
A chainsaw can be tuned.
Common Sense
The skeleton crew.
Because it's a cold day in hell....
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
A liar.
None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
Aloe Vera!
Pik-a-choo.
Peek achoo!
