Freezer Jokes

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

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How do you make hard cider?

Put it in the freezer.

How do you make a strawberry shake?

You put it in a freezer!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!

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Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead?

A Ginger Bread-House

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?

A mouse sandwich!

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

Dog Meow Jokes More Dog Meow Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Continue Jokes More Continue Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!