To get to the other side.
Put it in the freezer.
You put it in a freezer!
Shiver me timbers!
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
So you always have access to cold hard cash...
Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.
They've both got ice on the inside.
So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.
('He wanted cold hard cash!')
Mice cubes!
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Ice is.
Because he had been told to ice it.
Because he wanted just ice.
OC Icy dead people!
He wanted cold hard cash!
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Pork and bologne sammiches.
Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door
Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.
A private tutor.
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Me. Ow.
Because it was the chickens day off.
Because the elephant isn't chicken!
Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
Straight Outta Carton.
A crocodile. -You won!
Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!
