Because she is smoking hot
He wanted to smoke a joint!
Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)
When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
The lightbulb works fine...
But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
Ashley
Anne Frank's Diary