Smoke Jokes

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney?

You're too young to smoke!

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

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What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

Why did the lobster blush?

Because the see weed.

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What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

What do you call cheese that is by itself?

Provolone

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

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What do you call a bearded gardener?

Hairy Potter

What do you call a hirsute ceramicist?

Hairy Potter