Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
I'm cured!
Mariguana.
Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke
You're too young to smoke!
Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)
Yours.
Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.
Slow down and use some lubricant.
You get stoned.
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant
They smoke them out.
A smoke aLaama.
Han So-High
Don't worry they'll tell you.
You're too young to be smoking!
Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
Roasting a chicken.
My chestnuts are roasting
Haloumi!
Cheese was.
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.
All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.
3 years
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
Because his family had stock in the company.
Zoos
