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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy

How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you)