How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.