How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

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What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.