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How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.