What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

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What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.