What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.