What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt.

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.