What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What do lawyers use for birth control?

Personality.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

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What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing