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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.