What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.