What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.