What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.