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What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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How many sperm cells do virgins have at any given time?

Ohh.. About a handful.

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.