Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

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Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.