Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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What did the snake say to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.