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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Where's my money?

A loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

What does a lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both a lawyer.

Professional Courtesy Jokes More Professional Courtesy Jokes

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy