Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy