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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy