Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.