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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

Professional Courtesy Jokes More Professional Courtesy Jokes

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy