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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Argon Jokes More Argon Jokes

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

Reaction Jokes More Reaction Jokes

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.