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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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Why would you get mad?

Because you cant take a joke.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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Why is camping so much fun?

It's intense!

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...