What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.