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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA