What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!