What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

Ctrl+v.

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Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

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Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Because it's hard to discern.