What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

R/Jokes

What's faster than Usain Bolt?

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Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!