What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs.

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.