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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

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Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!