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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka?

A John Daly

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.