What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!