What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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What was the Russian mohel's name?

Borris Kutchyakockoff

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

Dead walkers