What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

Why was the chicken Russian?

To get to the other side.

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka?

A John Daly

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!