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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent) robber boots

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles?

Incense-itive

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka?

A John Daly

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.