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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

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Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

What are you doing man?

Him: " I am dusting off man.."

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.