They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
Because he couldn't handle a few shots
Vodka
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
Grey Moose
Vodka does not freeze
A John Daly
Stop "Russian"
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.
Because only the Sith deal in absolut
A Mississippi cup.
They want to have it before it's cool.
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
Because he was resisting a rest.
It's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.
They're wheels.
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
30 of them are triggered every second
Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-
You have a shot with a pool table.
They both banged JFK
Sorry!
You ask.
Ask them to get out of the pool.
When it's past your eyes.
