They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
Because he couldn't handle a few shots
Vodka
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
Grey Moose
Vodka does not freeze
A John Daly
Stop "Russian"
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.
Because only the Sith deal in absolut
He Was Snowed In(Snowden))
Because in Russia the military coups you.
They both came in a little behind.
He saw the snowblower coming
Because his *degree* didn't work!
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
30 a week poorer.
It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
A cat.
Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss
Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat
