They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
Because he couldn't handle a few shots
Vodka
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
Grey Moose
Vodka does not freeze
A John Daly
Stop "Russian"
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.
Because only the Sith deal in absolut
Take the parent out of the water
Bring it to a bool.
100 meter Daesh
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!
Freeze a jolly good fellow
Because his *degree* didn't work!
Incense-itive
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
Carrs.
Because why MC, eh
Internjet
Evaporated milk
Because everything they have disappears