What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.