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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.