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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.