What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?

A spooksman!