What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?

A spooksman!