What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

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Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?

A spooksman!