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What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.