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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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What happens when Kim Jong-Un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

Who's there! Benny! Bennny who?

Benny thing happening!

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!