What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.