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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

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With parts unknown.

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!