Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What's Mario's favorite song?

It's a small world after all.

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What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.