Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.