April Sale - 20% Off

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.