What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.