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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

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What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim

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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

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What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.