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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

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What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.