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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's dead.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.