Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What are Mario's pants made out of?

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What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.