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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

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What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

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What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What are Mario's pants made of?

DENIM DENIM DENIM

What do you call a basin full of denim?

A gene pool!