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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."