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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim